no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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