I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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