Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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