I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just want to make out with him forever
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Who died my cat blue again?