70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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