This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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