Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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