i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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