We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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