I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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