I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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