He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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