I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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