I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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