are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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