I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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