Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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