I feel like I'm in dance class right now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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