You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I understand Curling. That high.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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