She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sext me about skeletons
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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