i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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