I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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