Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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