i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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