so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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