To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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