yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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