the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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