We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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