I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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