There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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