ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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