I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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