also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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