Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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