i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
