Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Of course I have a pirate flag
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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