I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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