i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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