sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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