All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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