it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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