walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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