Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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