She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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