:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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