you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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