its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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