You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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