Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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