is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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