we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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